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If 21st-Century Americans Were Living in Jesus’ Day

Funny

What else would the people in the crowd say?

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Category: Humor

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Frank Viola is a best-selling author, blogger, speaker, and consultant to authors and writers. His mission is to help serious followers of Jesus know their Lord more deeply so they can experience real transformation and make a lasting impact. To learn more about Frank and his work, go to 20 Years of Projects. To invite Frank to speak at your event, go to his Speaking Page. Due to a new problem with persistent spam that we haven’t figured out how to control, comments are closed for the present time. To contact Frank, use the “Contact” page in the top menu.

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  1. Martin

    May 3, 2016 at 11:04 AM

    How about some Manna instead and show us the quickest route back to Egypt.

  2. Mark

    March 5, 2016 at 9:47 PM

    How soon will I be hungry again?

    How can I get a franchise?

  3. Milton

    June 2, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Can I get English-style chips with that?
    Any chance of a mocha to go?
    How long will this take?

  4. Milton

    June 2, 2015 at 3:33 PM

    No wildlife were harmed during the filming of this miracle re-enactment

  5. John

    April 18, 2015 at 8:39 AM

    Jesus thinks:
    “I’ll show my miracles to the gentiles, the Jews are far too difficult”

  6. Phyllis Hopper

    April 9, 2015 at 10:11 PM

    …and all the while the little boy whose lunch they took is standing there thinking, “Hurry up, Mister! I’m hungry!”

  7. Tuomas Nurmi

    October 11, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Is it for resellers too?

  8. Dennis

    September 2, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    What else is on the menu?

  9. JOANN JORDAN ORLOFF

    September 2, 2014 at 7:15 AM

    Can I take a supplement to replace this meal?

  10. Allison

    September 1, 2014 at 10:29 PM

    Jesus, can you turn this water into Kombucha?

    • Sue Smith

      September 6, 2014 at 2:44 AM

      Hilarious!

  11. greg

    September 1, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    How can l market this Jesus? (Oh, not to be broken up and sold separately. Ok. Thanks)

  12. Jerry

    September 1, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    Is the fish wild caught or farm raised?

    If it was farm raised was it fed GMO feed?

    Is the fish on the endangered species list?

    Is the bread GMO free? Is it HFC free? Does it contain azodicarbonimide?

  13. Ruel

    September 1, 2014 at 11:41 AM

    How about sanitation? Did you wash your hands?

  14. Cherilyn

    September 1, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    Is the fish from a sustainable source? I hope there aren’t any refined flours or sugars in the bread. Great comic!

  15. Tobias Sturesson

    September 1, 2014 at 9:29 AM

    Wouldn’t the biggest question from Americans be. Could you fry the fish and make that into a burger?

  16. Jaco

    September 1, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    Hold still, I want to take a photo/selfie for facebook/twitter/instagram/yelp/…

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